1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

Of course. I died today, and now I'm going to fight aliens with a light saber. Maybe after that we can look for mermaids. Or unicorns.""No," he says. "Just aliens."Was that the barest hint of humour in his tone?

My whole day has been a unicorn ride through a field of rainbows

Mary,' said her mother. 'We don't like sarcasm ' 'You mightn't like it,' said Mary. 'But I love it.

Normally ghosts didn't scare him. (Assuming, of course, Gaea hadn't encased them in shells of stone and turned them into killing machines. That had been a new one for him.)

I have to crack a nut in order to enjoy it.

بمعنى أن ينام المواطن العربي على هم قديم، هذا لا يجوز. وأمر لا ترضاه أنظمة الحكم العربية، ولا دول عدم الانحياز، ولا منظمة الوحدة الآسيوية الافريقية، ولا منظمة الصحة العالمية.المفروض كل يوم جديد، همّ جديد.

Oh I'd be more than happy to hold, I'll just spend the time working on that brain tumor.

Congress should make it so that all sex scenes in all films should be provided with a screaming baby sound track. That should help take away all the fun and may show a major decrease in unwanted pregnancies without having to provide birth control to anyone.

Unlike your mother," she said, exhaling, "I told the culprit immediately. I thought at the very least he would visit me in the hospital after it was all done, but the son of a bitch sent me a get well card. Can you imagine? Serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.