1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

Yeah, over my scattered panties, I asked him to dinner and told him to bring a friend.” - Laney

Because seeing someone’s heart ripped out, presumably for the first time, is something a person should accept naturally, like finding out there’s no Santa Clause.

It’s a good thing that the sheep are all so law abiding

That's Doctor Smart-ass. I didn't spend eight years in insult college to be called Mister.

Yes", she said her voice dripping with sarcasm. "That's exactly what I'm saying, in fact let's try sex again." She leaped to her feet and torn open her jeans. "Maybe my magic vagina will cure you of all the traumatic acts my family has inflected on you.

With a sense of humor like that, you could make a living as a garbage man anywhere in the country.

What time is it?”“One o'clock.”I nearly spit out some soda. “In theafternoon?”“No. In the morning. Don't let that damnsunlight fool you. It lies.

Look at what you've done,' Sanguine said, shaking his head with mock severity. 'You have foiled out insidious little plot. You have emerged triumphant and victorious. Curse you, do-gooders. Curse you.

When you succumb to cynicism, darkness, pessimism and sarcasm you are amplifying imbalance and negativity.