1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire." Oberon

Oh, for the love of God. There is no agent more agent than you. I swear you have pin-striped ties encrypted into your DNA. When you die, the coffin is going to read Property of the FBI.

It feels good to shoot your veins full of heroin too, but that doesn’t mean you should go out and become a junkie.

He sure told you off, huh, Icy?" ~Darcy

What am I doing here? The Southern Star has vanished, a Cataclyst is calling the moon out of time at the mythical Great Barrier, and you're asking what I'm doing here? Are you serious?

I get the same buzz cleaning up the yard as Leo Tolstoy did from scything hay.

The only stirrups I like are on a saddle.

Do…you…have…a…hard…time…finding…Steve’s dick?” she enunciated, enjoying Mary’s extreme discomfort. “He’s big as a fuckin’ house so I imagine it might be a bit of a problem.” The New Jersey accent that was still there after more than fifteen years in the south, resurfaced in her aggravation.

Kishan stretched out his hand and touched and earring lightly. His rakish pirate about-to-make-off-with-your-woman-and-what-do-you-think-you're-gonna-do-about-it look melted away to a soft smile that turned up the corner of his mouth.