1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick)

You are in good shape for a dead man.

Will suspected Jem was in fact cleverer than he was himself - but he lacked Will's tendency to assume the absolute worst about people and proceed from there.

So, just suck it up buttercup, what’s your choice?

Here she is,” her mum said, cooing at the baby, “my special girl.”“Oh, cheers,” Valkyrie said, rolling her eyes.

By the way, if you get mad at your Mac laptop and wonder who designed this demonic device, notice the manufacturer's icon on top: an apple with a bite out of it.

Then the people used to live happily by a little earn;Now we're restless even having a huge gain.We have the food but don't have time to eat;We have the money but don't get therespite.One day we'll die to fulfil our wishes by trying;Still, we want to get heaven even after dying.

The doctor seemed especially troubled by the fact of the robbery having been unexpected, and attempted in the night-time; as if it were the established custom of gentlemen in the housebreaking way to transact business at noon, and to make an appointment, by the twopenny post, a day or two previous.

Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner” card? I settled for “How much do you remember?