1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.

The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

At the best, sarcasms, bitter irony, scathing wit, are a sort of swordplay of the mind. You pink your adversary, and he is forthwith dead; and then you deserve to be hung for it.

The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.

don't be angry with the gentleman for thinking, whatever be the cause, for I assure you he makes no common practice of offending in that way.

Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.

Somebody says, 'Do a Tom Bodett, a folksy kind of thing,' and it sounds like something out of 'Hee Haw,' very insulting. They turn wry humor into disparaging sarcasm, and you get what amounts to insulting advertising.

Irish was a man of parts even if some of them didn't work too well.