1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

Whatever doesn't kill them, makes them make reality TV shows...

He was the hardest person to figure out I had ever met, which was saying something. I knew girls, after all....

All depression has its roots in self-pity, and all self-pity is rooted in people taking themselves too seriously.

Sir Mark Turner," he said. "I speak with the tongues of a thousand angels. Butterflies follow me wherever I go. Birds sing when I take a breath.

I'm as lucky as a bed of oysters on cioppino night.

So you thought you could shit and eat at the same time. How disgustingly convenient.

If your career doesn’t work out, write a book about it.

The speed felt tremendous. And the bottom of the ravine was treacherous. She ought to control her mount somehow - slow it; steer it to safer footing. Of course. And while she was at it, she ought to defeat the Alend Monarch's army, take care of Master Gilbur and the arch-Imager Vagel, and produce peace on earth. While composing great music with her free hand. Instead of doing all that, however, she concentrated with a pure white intensity that resembled terror on simply staying in the saddle

Im.’ The monosyllable was heavy with contempt. ‘’E’s a twat.’‘Is he?’‘Yeah, ’e is. Ask Kieran.’She gave the impression that she and Kieran stood together, sane, dispassionate observers of the idiots populating Lula’s world.