1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

When all else fails...try smoking a good cigar and have a stiff drink. If that doesn't work...have another.

Well, what do you want me to do? Head butt my way through a few inches of steel?!” she snarled.“Well, that would certainly earn you a cookie!

Ryn looks sideways at me and raises an eyebrow,"It's big enough for two."-"You're joking right?Why don't you pretend to be a gentleman and give me the bed?"He laughs. "Now you're joking."-"Of course." I sigh. "I have nothing but the lowest of expectations when it comes to you, Ryn."-"And I shall continue to live down to them.

Aww, did we masturbate through the tears last night?

We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.

Twenty-three stories up and all I could see out the windows was grey smog. They could call it the City of the Angels if they wanted to, but if there were angels out there, they had to be flying blind.

She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence her. I'm bigger than her... I wonder if I could use my straw for some sort of MacGyver inspired weapon.

So the I.F. is spying on Earth.""Just as a mother spies on her children at play in the yard.""Good to know you're looking out for us, Mummy.

his mind's like Alcatraz. once something's in, it never gets out