1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

Don’t worry, Highness. Most men will marry anyone for a title, even the most horrifying creature they could behold.

Weapons were involved in so many crimes that, Swing reasoned, reducing the number of weapons had to reduce the crime rate. Vimes wondered if he’d sat up in bed in the middle of the night and hugged himself when he’d dreamed that one up.

I bet he’s only just been made a captain, thought Vimes. Just think of the lives I could save by accidentally cutting his head off now. Look at those blue eyes. Look at that stupid curly mustache. And he’s only going to get worse.

You mean we’ll be in a famine situation?” said Reg, the light of hope in his eyes.“If we aren’t, Reg, I’m sure you could organize one,” said Vimes.

He was developing a sense of humour, and found that he had a knack of saying bitter things, which caught people on the raw; he said them because they amused him, hardly realizing how much they hurt, and was much offended when he found that his victims regarding him with active dislike.

... Patriotisme mereka itu adalah yang miskin harus mati untuk membela tanahnya orang kaya, tanah mereka, karena saya tahu bahwa orang yang miskin tidak memiliki tanah.

Could an ancient and powerful enchantment perceive sarcasm?

Yes, yes; and you, I suppose, had a mother from the moon or from Utopia, since not a nation in Europe has a claim on your interest?

Horror is the 'removal' of masks.