1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

If the k in magic(K) gives you hives, take an allergy pill and move onward to focus on more important things.

Frank held out the vial of Pylosian mint. 'Don't break it.'Leo nodded gravely. 'Don't break the vial of deadly poison. Man, I'm glad you said that. Never would have occurred to me.

Life is the biggest enabler of all.

You awake Sep?" Beetle's whisper came from the other side of the teepee."No. I always sleep sitting up.""Really?""Of course I'm awake Beetle. You awake too?""Nah. Fast asleep.

Tak ada yang lebih menarik daripada menyaksikan seseorang menyelam ke septic tank kotorannya sendiri.

Jika kau lupa apa jenis kelaminmu, berjalan-jalanlah keliling kota, atau naiklah bis kota, dan jika tubuhmu seperti bukan milikmu, tapi sebuah properti publik, berarti kau perempuan.

The HTX-20 isn't' supposed to explode unless it gets bumped around too much. Right, Badger?" Mal pressed."That's right. Or gets wet or hot or all that other gubbins. We went over it, didn't we? You need a refresher course?""No, it's just that crate got bumped. How do we know things are still all right?"Badger looked at him as if Mal was the stupid one. "We're not dead."Hard to argue with that.

I would have taken things in my own hands, but I was at the manicure's.

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