1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

Welcome to Four Paths. Nobody would stay here if they had a choice.

...because intelligent persons do not attempt to keep abreast with modern fiction. It is probably ascribable to the fact that they enjoy being intelligent, and wish to remain so.

No tea then?’ Sidney Grice asked and the constable huffed.‘I only have two hands.’‘Even without your police training I had observed that,’ Sidney Grice said, ‘but I also note that they are both free now.

Modesty is for saints and losers, I am neither-Daemon Black, Onyx

Der Fortschritt", sagte er schließlich, "ist wie eine Herde Schweine. Und so muss man diesen Fortschritt betrachten, so muss man ihn bewerten. Wie eine Herde Schweine, die auf dem ganzen Gehöft herumlaufen. Aus der Existenz dieser Herde ergeben sich verschiedene Vorteile. Es gibt Schinken. Es gibt Wurst, es gibt Speck, es gibt Eisbein in Aspik. Kurzum, Nutzen! Und da braucht man nicht die Nase rümpfen, dass alles vollgeschissen ist.

O Great Goddesses of earth, animal, and soul, we humbly beseech an audience with you. Please bless us with your wisdom so that we aren’t complete dumbasses and get ourselves killed.” Broken Warrior (The Weavers Circle Book 1)

Ty is a natural leader and a brilliant tactician, but according to his sister, he "wouldn't know fun if it invaded his planet.

Do you even know what it means to be embarrassed...?" Blue River didn't even have the strength to comment sarcastically."Of course." Lord Grim said, as if he had standards.

And what better consolation for a dying person than to say to himself: this land bores us? I can imagine those words in neon over the cemetery gates.