1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

All that is necessary for the triumph of banality is for Hannah Arendt to quote Edmund Burke.

EUrotic, adj.1. A psychological condition characterized by episodes of complete divorcement from reality;2. A strong sexual attraction to political power.

I don't avoid Starbucks because it's Satanic, I avoid Starbucks because they over-roast their beans. Satanic is just a bonus.

To call this a fiasco would be a disservice to fiascs everywhere.

Democracy is great if you have enough friends.

Two hotheads traveling together through dangerous territory. Nothing disastrous about that combination. No, not at all.

You want us to fight them with hugs?

I’m not usually into Asian guys,” she blurted.David resisted the urge to roll his eyes. “All right,” he said evenly, picking his drink up. “Fuck you, then.”“Wait!” Her cheeks colored. “Oh my God, I’m so sorry. I don’t know why I said that.”“Because you’re not into Asian guys, I imagine,” David said, folding his arms.

Vimes leaned back. 'Don't try to put me at my ease, Miss von Humpeding,' he said. 'It makes me nervous when people do that. It's not as though I have any ease to be put at.