1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

There are items in the meat larder that are older than your relationship with Pandora. You can't expect eternal love and devotion from a woman after a mere two weeks' acquaintance." She had laughed affectionately at his disgruntled expression. "Oh, I forgot. You're Gabriel, Lord St. Vincent- of course you would expect that.

Is that how you greet your new ruler? With a pistol and a sassy catchphrase? —Princess Amara

Sometimes it’s good to fake as it’s important to be liked by others for a change

And since he cannot spend and use aright The little time here given him in trust,But wasteth it in weary undelight Of foolish toil and trouble, strife and lust,He naturally claimeth to inheritThe everlasting Future, that his merit May have full scope; as surely is most just.

A multi-party system is a system in which multiple political parties run for national election thus turning it into a multi-party chaos.

12. “Do you believe in God?” asked the girl once again. “Yes, I do, I guess. Perhaps more so when I am in trouble. Especially when I am flying in an airplane.

Certain options and features of a program may be used rarely. For instance, the routines on U.S. government computers that balance the budget have not been used in many years.

בכל אחד במאי, אבא שלי היה מתדפק על דלת הכניסה של הבית ומפתיע את אמא שלי עם זר פרחים. אלה היו מהפעמים הבודדות שבהן ראיתי אותם מתחבקים ומתנשקים. כילד, חשבתי בטעות שלתאריך הזה יש משמעות רומנטית. מסתבר שקל יותר לאהוב את אמא רוסיה מאשר אחד את השני.

A mind is a terrible thing...