1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

That's quite gallant of you. After you've ignored me for the better part of a week, like a boy half your age with twice your charm.

For appearances. Now there's a lovely thing to die for.

Is he safe?" I whispered as soon as the baker was out of earshot."I very much doubt it," Hal said in a low voice.I frowned. "You're meant to say 'yes, I'd trust him with my life.' That sort of thing. Something reassuring."He blinked twice at me. "I beg your pardon. Next time I'll read between your very vague lines, and lie. Will that make you happy?

Having your own church doesn't make you a good guy. It only makes you tax-exempt.

He told me and Rafe to stay put in case you came home, burn the note and get hot water and disinfectant and bandages ready—''Which would have come in useful, Rafe said, lighting another cigarette, 'if we'd been delivering a baby in Gone with the Wind. What on earth was he picturing? Home surgery on the kitchen table with Abby's embroidery needle?

You are perfectly right in objecting to them [modern art], for this one great fault - that they have not yet had time to become old.

Not one of the boys like me. I’ve put their noses out of joint.”“Well, they were never good-looking lads.

Might have just been an innocent bystander, sir,’ said Carrot'What, in Ankh-Morpork?’Yes, sir.’‘We should have grabbed him, then, just for the rarity value

I was appraising . . . not eye fooking.