1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

I don’t believe this. This is utter shit!” I yelled.“Does it look like I’m lying?” Steven asked.I rolled my eyes at his incredibly stupid question, “I don’t know. Let me look at you with my x-ray vision to see through this stupid blindfold and I’ll get back to you.

What’s it like? Ballet school?”“Harsh,” he said. “Everyone dances until they collapse. We eat only raw-egg smoothies and wheat protein. Every Friday we have a dance-off and whoever is left standing gets a chocolate bar. Also we have to watch dance movies constantly.

What's going on?" I asked when he finished."I'll let you know soon. For now, we have to wait.""Great. My favorite thing to do.

Any boy who'd love a sailboat-patterned, swimsuited sausage who tames rabid foxes would be wonderful. And impossible.

I've been trying to figure that out since I met him. I've had more luck trying to smell the color nine.

It's better to shut a fool's mouth with sarcasm rather than cursing him back.

An accessible introduction to the nature of political thought. Just what I always wanted.

Never take the goals and aspirations along with your corpse. Rather execute... they doth entertain and enthrall the world around you!

Grown tall, like a ruddy weed, on his food.