189 Quotes About Sarcastic-humor

Whoosh! went the bluebird of sarcasm, zooming miles above Dale’s head.

Ove looks at the group assembled around him, as if he's been kidnapped and taken to a parallel universe. For a moment he thinks about swerving off the road, until he realises that the worst case scenario would be that they all accompanied him into the afterlife.

While you were out JUDGING others, you left your closet door open...and guess what fell out!....Ooops

Goody. That must be why they were looking for a 22-caliber anything when they came by with their search warrant this morning.''They didn't!''They did.''When?''Oddly enough, right before I upped my meds.

Just because it looks like a leprechaun and talks like a leprechaun, it doesn't mean it can't act like the little fucking demon it is.

If you are a writer and you write/understand sarcasm please be thankful to the government and the masses.Without their hard work and supreme idiotism it wouldn't have been possible.You owe them the brutal sarcasm, they've earned it!

It's not that we have more patience as we grow older, it's just that we're too tired to care about all the pointless drama

Leave Dad alone" I told Aislinn. "His Britishness is sort-circuiting.

Ok look man, you clearly are not hard up for money, you’re driving a range rover, so call whoever has your jaguar or benz and ask them to help you out. I got things to do.