189 Quotes About Sarcastic-humor

Oh, well, you go to poor school." He gives a comic eye roll. "At rich school, we take notes on hundred-dollar bills using unicorn tears, and our grief is vastly different and more complex.

You're one of those people who fall off a tree and never quite reach the ground.

Non subisco mai l'autorità delle perturbazioni atmosferiche né delle divisioni convenzionali del tempo. Sarei lieto di riabilitare l'uso della pipa d'oppio e del kriss malese, ma ignoro quello di quegli strumenti infinitamente più perniciosi e d'altronde piattamente borghesi, l'orologio e l'ombrello.

You know, when most girls say they want a big rock, they don't mean, you know, literally a big rock.

Take care with the words you speak, it's best to keep them sweet..... because you never know when you might have to eat them!

I wanted a real diary, but there wasn't time to visit a stationery store, so instead I ran down to Thrift Drug and got you. According to your cover, you're an 'Official Popeye the Sailor Spiral-Bound Notebook, copyright © 1959 King Features Syndicate.' When I look into your wizened face, Popeye, I know you're a man I can trust.

إنه ذلك الطبع البغيض لدى الناس ان يعرفوا منك كل شئ على سبيل الفضول و هم يعرفون أنهم غير قادرين على مساعدتك

شهادة ناظر مدرسة العلوم الحديثة عن عصر الفسااااااااااء!!-الفساء؟!-أيوه يا بني....خليط الفساد والغباء‘أصل كل الحكومات عندنا بما في ذلك التي سبقت والتي أتت والتي ستأتي خليط من الفسادوالغباء

Every single person I've seen in the past few days asks me about the Leg.How is it?How's the Leg?The Leg is attached. Thanks for asking. There's The Leg right there. It's on display, always outside of the sheets and blanket, although the whole thing is still so wrapped up it looks like I borrowed The Leg from some ancient Egyptian mummy.How's The Leg?It seems a bit mummyish, thanks.