457 Quotes About Sarcastic

A woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hinter legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to see it done at all.

A house is never still in darkness to those who listen intently; there is a whispering in distant chambers, an unearthly hand presses the snib of the window, the latch rises. Ghosts were created when the first man awoke in the night.

She was a large woman who seemed not so much dressed as upholstered.

When I see a man of shallow understanding extravagantly clothed, I feel sorry - for the clothes.

Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since.

It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.

When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for the occasion.

Remember the poor, it costs nothing.

Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.