457 Quotes About Sarcastic

You're a mouse studying to be a rat.

He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.

Failure has gone to his head.

He's a trellis for varicose veins.

The triumph of sugar over diabetes.

It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you're sorry.

The secret of a successful restaurant is sharp knives.