82 Quotes About Sassy

I call my writing style 'Short-Attention-Span Stand-Up.' Or SASSU for short. Sassy.

That Damon Matthews,” Linda spat. “You know, take one letter out of his name and it spells ‘ damn’ as in ‘damn, that kid’s a worthless sonovabitch’.

Still, they must have got a few things right," Malcolm says. His green eyes sparkle. "You turned out beautifully, if I may say so.""Oh, you can say it," I reply, taking a drag off my cigarette. "Whether or not I'll believe you is something else entirely.

She would love him so hard, so completely, so openly and without fear that the universe would shudder at her recklessness.

I like to think I'm helping them by hating them. I'm reminding them that they aren't God's gift to humankind.

If you don't like my book, write your own. If you don't think you can write a novel, that ought to tell you something. If you think you can, do. No excuses. If you still don't like my novels, find a book you do like. Life is too short to be miserable. If you like my novels, I commend your good taste.

Flirt with the old ladies and you’ll be fine,” I muttered, shoving my stuff into the cubby. He hung his green hoodie on the hooks right beside me. “Is that how you get by?” “Doesn’t work on the old ladies for me, but the old men on the other hand?” I paused and glanced at my nails. “Yeah, doesn’t work on them either.

The king picked up his goblet, swirling the wine inside. 'I didn't receive word that your legion was here.'"They're not."Chaol braced for the execution order, praying he wouldn't be the one to do it. The king said, "I told you to bring them, General.""Here, I was thinking you wanted the plesure of my company.

Ah, _home_. You know what would be better? If you could keep the seat warm for me, too. Literally warm.I am sorry I do not have heaters installed in my rear,