1,006 Quotes About Satire

Immediately after a divorce or a breakup, your mind whispers that there are plenty more fish in the sea, while your heart shouts that there is only one whoever-you-just-divorced-or-broke-up-with.

Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they almost always have to remind you to miss them).

Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him.

We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.

If there were something that Mother Nature or God could do with money, She or He would have sold immortality to the rich a long time ago.

Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he earns; and many a man would not be in a relationship with or married to his woman, if he earned twice as much as he earns.

Poverty does not always prevent a rich person from dating someone who is poor, unless the man is the one who is poor.

It is as difficult for most poor people to truly believe that they could someday escape poverty as it is for most wealthy people to truly believe that their wealth could someday escape them.

It is in the best interest of the rich to preserve poverty.