1,006 Quotes About Satire

I guess you probably won't be drinking the Johnnie Walker Black Label I brought for you," Corinna remarked."I honor your gesture, but I only drink reverse-osmosis water these days, " Bernard said."I honor your gesture?" My God, look what happens to Hong Kong men when they move to California, Corinna thought in horror.

Bernard has no money. He only gets about ten million a year to live on," Carol confirmed.

The birthing wolf,Her heart fed with tenderness,Gave forth from ripe brown nipples,Food to feed the universe.

But to understand English is one thing; to understand an Englishman who talks is another.

Grammar, n. A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet of the self-made man, along the path by which he advances to distinction.

All lies, freckled vows, crying-weeping on your toesExpected jelly beans gusto, got yourself a life imperfectoToo good a gal, too arrogant a galToo independent, too in need of ChanelTook a careless ride, leaped for a perilous dive Now look who thrived, who gave you a vibe. - Chicken In Chicken Out

Why, on to the castle, to kill the royal family, and claim the throne that isn't mine by right!

History repeats, again.

Though no one recognized his strength, Anand was among the strong. His satirical sense kept him aloof. At first this was only a pose, and imitation of his father. But satire led to contempt, and at Shorthills contempt, quick, deep, inclusive, became part of his nature. It led to inadequacies, to self-awareness and a lasting loneliness. But it made him unassailable.