1,006 Quotes About Satire

Satire today has become a flat ‘tyre'.

...Mrs. Percy understood that staying beautiful all day long is the most important aspect of being married...

He passed the lighter down the table until Descartes held it in one hand while setting the greasy cylinder down on the table. After smoothing it out, Descartes sparked up the lighter. With the lighter drawn near the grease, the aroma of burnt hair filled the board room.

The problem with you khakis is that you have started believing your own nonsense.

A first edition of Peter Pan appeared gift-wrapped on my bed - Lucy admitted that Asher had drafted her to help deliver that present.

Het Batmangevoel' is een betere tekst dan de bovenstaande samengevatte onderdelen doen vermoeden. De tekst zit onder meer vol details en verwoordingen die de verhalen over de scharensliep, de schoenmaker, de buurman, Batman en de dichter onderling verbinden.

If they're from the village, you take them to the inn. If they're from the city, you treat them with respect when they are beautiful and throw them on the highway when they are dead.

Tyrena did not laugh again but her smile slashed upward in a twist of green lips. “Martin, Martin, Martin,” she said, “the population of literate people has been declining steadily since Gutenberg’s day. By the twentieth century, less than two percent of the people in the so-called industrialized democracies read even one book a year. And that was before the smart machines, dataspheres, and user-friendly environments.

Would you like to try some cocaine?” Freud offered, “I think you will find it picks you up quite nicely.”“No thanks,” God declined, holding his soft hands up to show his resistance.