39 Quotes About Self-deprecation

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Damn damn damn.

Goodness, I was already a dork most of the times. I didn't need to be a drunk or high dork.

Is it just me or is this like a bad TV sci-fi show?

There are few things so disarming as one who laughs well at her own expense.

There's no law that says you have to be dissatisfied or disappointed with who you are.

Mirrors: they show you what you lack, not what you have.

Sometimes I just forget how to "people.

Lincoln said his spiky hair had "a way of getting up in the world".