5,372 Quotes About Sex

If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.

Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.

Giving English to an American is like giving sex to a child. He knows it's important but he doesn't know what to do with it.

Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You know you're going to get it, but it's going to be rough.

I think the animation helps divorce the violence from reality. The sex certainly doesn't look all that realistic. I think the fact that it's animated, we get some leeway because of that.

I fight, knock them out, have some sex and Monday I'm back to hitting bags and kicking ass.

Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?

When I was younger, there was the sex thing. That's par for the course.When you're a movie star, it went with it. It's a kind of rite of passage, socially.