158 Quotes About Sexy-humor

Absence makes the clitoris grow fonder.

In the comfort of his embrace I lifted my mouth to his and initiated a kiss. Although calling it a kiss was like calling tyrannosaurus rex a small pet.

Hanks grin almost sent me into meltdown. The kind where I killed him, but first I would stick my tongue down his throat and ride him till he was blind.

Jake West had ruined the entire male penis experience for me for eternity. Any dick that wasn't his may as well be flaccid and the size of a pin.

Ich höre deinen Puls", grinste Roman unverschämt und zog sein Hemd aus.Wer war der Typ? Superman? Mit Super-Gehör?

Tip #4Skinny-dip at will!(Idea)When single boast about finding your inner most happy place and hold on to it Odds are once married you can kiss personal space Good-Bye.

I don’t know what came over me.”Charlie smiled. He drew her to him and kissed her. “Me,” he said.

Dear God, this was awful. She's been kidnapped by a repressed part of her subconscious, her body taken over by a wanton nympho with no dignity who was sexually aroused by bad behaviour.

Nineteen ninety-eight was a banner year for Connie. She was separately invited by two male former college friends to participate in an ménage à trois with them and their wives, despite her overbite and diminutive breasts.