158 Quotes About Sexy-humor

Just so I know, though, if you weren’t my employee, would you have sex with me?

I've got a cab waiting so we sh-" he stopped speaking as he entered thesitting room, his eyes frozen on me. "Fuck."Ellie giggled.I squinted an eye at him. "Is that a good fuck?"He grinned. "Well you're that too, babe.

I’m going to make you feel so good,” I swore to her, “that you’re going to not just scream my name, but forget yours.

'Yeah,' he said with slow satisfaction. 'You need it bad. Worse than I do.'I gasped, 'Is it a competition? What do I win?' 'Shh. Turn off for a few seconds, Adrien.' 'A few seconds? Is that all it's--' I caught my breath as his finger moved knowledgeably, unerringly. 'There's the off button,' he murmured.

Right now, do you want to come up and... uhm... I´ve got movies! Or, uhm, a soda. Or... coffee. I´ve got coffee and biscotti! Or...." "Sex, Zach," Sean said soberly. "I think we can skip the preliminaries. We need to have sex.

You love that, don't you?" I growled. "Being hammered by my cock... you must think you're in... fucking... heaven."Punctuation by cock thrust - the very best kind.

Over the years, Gwen had found there were two kinds of men. Men who made eating a woman an art form because they were average—or barely—in size so they had to compensate. And men who were hung like horses but felt that nine-incher somehow exempted them from one of her favorite forms of entertainment.Yet somehow that Irish luck that had kept Gwen alive all these years deigned to reward on her the highest blessing a woman could hope for. A well-hung man who loved to give his woman head.

Evan Arden – hit man gone spooner.

Sex on a rainy afternoon is like getting all the gloom and wetness to go away for a while. And afterwards you don't even notice if the rain's still falling.