158 Quotes About Sexy-humor

As much as SEX is a stress reliever, there are other benefits like: Pregnancy and STDs.

Awash with trepidation, he was suddenly on the mattress, lured like an errant sailor onto a siren’s rocky shore.

Roopa, I’m coming to see the commonality between sex and sport,’ he said resting on her belly in fulfillment. ‘Basics being the same, it’s the players who raise the bar.

No asshole would stop Harley Wright's epic quest for pussy. He would fight every bum in Manhattan for a fine piece of ass like Sorcha!

The stench of sweat, sex, and Chanel Number Five were never going to come out of Liz O’Brien’s jeans.

It's hard to argue over money when a girl flashes you her pussy.

Butt holes are like a one-way street; they were made the way they were for a reason.

He gives. I take.He bangs. I rock.He slams. I shatter.He throws. I push.He grinds. I buckle.He pants. I puff.He wheezes. I gasp.He growls. I scream.He f*cks me like we're porn stars. ~Lexi

The average man thinks about sex every tits seconds.