158 Quotes About Sexy-humor

Ever wonder why sarcasm rhymes with orgasm?! Because, both are equally pleasurable...

Many of my ex-girlfriends were habitual half-asian daters. These women considered half-asian men 'exotic,' 'sexy,' and 'just-like-Keanu Reeves-in-the-Matrix. I consider these stereotypes appropriate because I got laid.

But as an escort it’s our duty to hold their attention and play with their heads. The one between their ears and the one in their pants.

Ugh. You’re being . . . you.”“Was that in English?”“This is all your fault.”“Nope. Definitely not English.”“You’re being all hot and sexy, dammit,” she said. She banged her head on his chest a few times. “And I can’t seem to . . . not notice said hotness and sexiness.

I like to play dirty. I can also be very, very exacting.” Rate St. Sebastian.

You didn’t care about anything except my tongue tracing the path of your thong. All the way down…" Rafe St. Sebastian

Did you get a secret thrill out of sitting across from me, eating a civilized dinner while pretending not to know you were teasing my cock?" Rate St. Sebastian

I warned you the next time you spread your legs for me, I wouldn't be a gentleman. Did you expect a gentleman, Chelsea?" Rate St. Sebastian

What the hell are you doing with my underwear?” He kept his response flippant. “I don’t have this color in my collection.