130 Quotes About Sharks

I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show, which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'.

But as they say about sharks, it's not the ones you see that you have to worry about, it's the ones you don't see.

Better a dish of husks to the accompaniment of a muted lute than to be satiated with stewed shark's fin and rich spiced wine of which the cost is frequently mentioned by the provider.

You Know the Most Dangerous Thing In the Water? A Shark Fart.

It was such a dramatic escalator that I was on. It was at 90 degrees. I was going straight up like a rocket ship into space. And I was thrown in with the sharks. They said sink or swim in this Cup deal.

No. Sharks are kind of lazy, and they know they're going to be fed.

Does anyone know a word that rhymes with shark?

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges.

Twenty-five years ago nobody knew much about white sharks.