63 Quotes About Shirts

  • Author Maria Schmidt
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    We're overwhelmed by the bidding. This is already way over what any of us thought the shirts would bring.

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  • Author Mark Salling
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    Girls don’t really recognize me on the street. No one has tried to serenade me or rip my shirt off.

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  • Author Ryan Stiles
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    You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

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  • Author vince staples
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    If you don't put out a shirt for eight months, that doesn't mean it took you eight months to make the shirt.

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  • Author Neil Tennant
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    I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did.

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  • Author Rob Thurman
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    As I stood, I took in a last breath of spring-scented air, listened to the birdsong, and then saw a member of wildlife the conservationists hadn't planned on reviving in this place. A perv in a white shirt and polyester pants. A standard hide-in-the-bushes-and-whack-it perv. Fat and balding, it was as appealing as watching a giant marshmallow go at it.

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