511 Quotes About Shoes

What do women want? Shoes.

Shoes made me happy and I certainly deserved happiness.

There was nothing like stepping into a fabulous pair of heels for the first time.

Women need food, water, and complimentsThat's right.And an occasional pair of shoes.

Jeremy bent down and scooped Puddles into his arms before she could attack his shoes. “What do we have here?""Sorry about that, Jeremy. She has a strange fascination with shoes.""Of course she does; she's female.” Jeremy scratched a spot behind Puddles’ ears that had her purring in an instant.

A pair of great heels was much more satisfying than a man. They lasted longer, and better yet, they didn’t leave me for someone prettier.

There was something factitious and brittle and thereby utterly feminine about her charm which made me want to crush her, even to crunch her. She had a slight cast in one eye which gives her gaze a strange concentrated intensity. Her eyes sparkle, almost as if they were actually emitting sparks. She is electric. And she could run faster in very high-heeled shoes than any girl I ever met.

I, a woman, find wearing high heels agreeable only on the very rare occasion that (1) I will be ferried between destinations upon a palanquin or (2) I am going to a cocktail party and, at five feet two, don't want to spend the evening discussing the latest movies with somebody's nipples.

The stiletto is a feminine weapon that men just don't have.