139 Quotes About Single-life

If your attached friends are bugging you about being single (favourite accusation: “You’re too picky!”) turn it around on them. “Do you know any gorgeous single men I could meet?” (This could backfire if they’re keen to set you up and their idea of “gorgeous” is vastly different from yours. And it will be.) Alternatively, be super-sweet and tell them you’re waiting for your ideal partner “just like you did”. (It won’t work if you snigger at this point.)

Every rose has it's thorn, but that doesn't mean you have to put up with a ton of pricks.

Nobody special had come around to replace Duane, and she was moping, going to bed alone every night with a box of Velveeta and a fork.

Not everyone has to ride off into the sunset with a man. Some of us just want a tan.

Love shouldn’t require Windex to be clear. It either is or it isn’t.

Single moms: You are a doctor, a teacher, a nurse, a maid, a cook, a referee, a heroine, a provider, a defender, a protector, a true Superwoman. Wear your cape proudly.

She has to have four arms, four legs, four eyes, two hearts, and double the love. There is nothing “single” about a single mom.

That feeling you get when you want to tell some one you love them, and there is no one there..

Being brave enough to be alone frees you up to invite people into your life because you want them and not because you need them.