313 Quotes About Smoking

I just don't want anyone messing around with my pure smoking pleasure.

Tobacco smoke is the one element in which, by our European manners, men can sit silent together without embarrassment, and where no man is bound to speak one word more than he has actually and veritably got to say. Nay, rather every man is admonished and enjoined by the laws of honor, and even of personal ease, to stop short of that point; and at all events to hold his peace and take to his pipe again the instant he has spoken his meaning, if he chance to have any.

When someone says to me, Ugh, you smoke. I reply, Ugh, you're ugly. I can quit smoking.

I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form.

It is quite a three-pipe problem.

It is quite a three pipe problem, and I beg that you won't speak to me for fifty minutes.

You have proved it is a very moral habit.

Tobacco is the tomb of love.

Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity.