313 Quotes About Smoking

What deity in the realms of dementia, what rabid god decocted out of the smoking lobes of hydrophobia could have devised a keeping place for souls so poor as is this flesh. This mawky worm-bent tabernacle.

Cigars are no safe alternative act.

There is no composing draught like the draught through the tube of a pipe.

Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.

I've been blamed for everything, from smoking to heroin to anorexia.

I do not support a total smoking ban.

There's nothing quite like tobacco: it's the passion of decent folk, and whoever lives without tobacco doesn't deserve to live.

Tobacco is the passion of honest men and he who lives without tobacco is not worthy of living.

The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart?