748 Quotes About Soccer


  • Author Louis C. K.
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    I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.

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  • Author Ronald Koeman
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    If someone states that Ajax played a negative game then maybe we are smarter than Manchester City.

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  • Author Roy Keane
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    Over analyse, paralyse, you mustn't over analyse... Do you wake up at four in the morning and wonder who should be playing left-back? Four? I would love to sleep that long. If you want a really long career you have to find a way of switching off. I do it when I'm out walking my dog, Alex Ferguson got into horses, others get into wine. Some players like going shopping, which is not my scene. A lot of them turn to golf. I tried it, didn't like it. I have to walk. If I couldn't I'd be in a padded cell by now.

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  • Author Roy Keane
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    The last time I was charged by the FA they had a murder lawyer in against me, so it's going to be a hard case to win.

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  • Author Roy Keane
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    United could soon overtake Arsenal as the chief threat to Chelsea, and defiant Keane vowed: We will keep fighting to the end. We are Manchester United, that is what we do.

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  • Author Roy Keane
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    Yorkie has officially retired about 5 times... The man's a clown... People are going on about the game and agents and directors of football and managers losing their jobs, but we should be worried about people like him... Clowns. That's the last time I'm going to say clown... If he's the vice-president of FIFA, God help us all.

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  • Author Roy Keane
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    I just hope he doesn't frighten the players 'cos they're frigtened enough right now.

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