100 Quotes About Spiders
- Author Stewart Stafford
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If you dipped a spider in ink and then let it breakdance on a clean sheet of paper, you'd have a fair approximation of the state of my handwriting. I blame the internet myself. If I had to publish things in my handwriting, the only thing I could make money at would be selling ransom notes.
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- Author W.H. Auden
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Dear little not-so-innocents, beware ofOld Grandmother Spider: rump her endearments – She’s not quite as nice as She looks, nor you quiteas tough as you think.
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- Author Munia Khan
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No living thing is ugly in this world. Even a tarantula considers itself beautiful
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- Author Piers Anthony
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Referring to Jumper the spider, who needs to hide himself in human form, and he's learning to act like a human."I'm sure I can learn to walk faster than that," he said desperately."But you'll also need to learn the nuances of human behavior. Such as not going around naked.""What's wrong with being natural?" he demanded."Humans aren't natural. They are girt about by all manner of conventions. It will take time for you to catch up with them all.
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- Author Andrea Portes
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I bet she thought she was getting into a fight with a vanilla wafer on roller skates but little did she know she was getting into a fight with a spider sandwich.
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- Author J.R.R. Tolkien
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They made for his noise far quicker than he had expected. They were frightfully angry. Quite apart from the stones no spider has ever like being called Attercop, and Tomnoddy of course, is insulting to anybody.
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- Author J.K. Rowling
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If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they’d have ter do would be ter follow the spiders. That’d lead ‘em right! That’s all I’m sayin’.
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- Author David Wong
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Damn it! I knew she was a monster! John! Amy! Listen! Guard your buttholes.
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- Author Cecilia Grant
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The Widow Russell apparently took her at-home retirement so far as the abstain from receiving guests in the formal parlors: Theo was shown to a pink-papered upstairs room where she sat in an armchair whose chintz upholstery featured roses twining daintily on a white ground. She was head-to-toe in black, of course, and for a moment he had the very odd impression of a spider lurking in a rose bouquet.
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