5,260 Quotes About Sports

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.

You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.

In 1964, when Lee Iacocca said, 'Shelby, I want you to make a sports car out of the Mustang,' the first thing I said was, 'Lee, you can't make a race horse out of a mule. I don't want to do it.' He said, 'I didn't ask you to make it; you work for me.'

No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.

We ought to ban hunting, I suggest, if there isn't a purpose other than sport and fun. That should be against the law. It's time now.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?