5,260 Quotes About Sports

We are a much improved ball club: now we lose in extra innings!

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.

Most ball games are lost, not won.

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it.

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.

I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.