207 Quotes About Stand-up

I avoid argumentation with bigots, not because I'm afraid of them, but because I'm terrified of my own anger.

Love in all its forms is very difficult ... to express. It changes, obviously. If you’re young, and you’re romantically in love with somebody, and often if you’ve just met somebody, its crazy! It’s completely overwhelming. You can’t think of anything else. You just want to climb inside the other person and live under their pancreas. And then it mellows, somewhat... to the point where you can barely look at them... without feeling a mild distaste

That's one of the problems with nice guys. If They can't stand up for themselves then they won't be able to stand up for you either.

You have to stand up for some things in this world.

[Excerpt from Kenneth Brown testimony] Great comics throughout literature have always disguised by comedy, through laughter, through jokes, an underlying theme which is very serious, and perhaps needs laughter because it is also painful...

Always trust your instincts girls. I’m telling you two right now, if a man makes your skin crawl, run away as fast as you can …”"SCHOOLED IN SILENCE

A powerful woman chooses to stand up, even when people may have chosen to bring her down.

If your are fed up with certain people in your life, you don't have to remain seated at their table.

Some of the best nights in your life will never make it onto your Wikipedia page. Stop worrying about your credits and consider enjoying the day.You die at the end.