207 Quotes About Stand-up

Space and time are usually separate from thought, but the moment you build the bridge of action, they all become intertwined and what you think manifests into reality.

The individuals that will stand or speak or act for the sake of the society must be the kind of people that do not accept limitation.

You are not entitled to stand or speak on behalf of the people or society, except that you are already provoked.

The unwavering truth is life is good all the time. For even in the darkest valley of your life, if you stay still, life will whisper hope to you. In the calmness of your heart, it tosses an inkling of joy. It introduces favors and births opportunities where you expect them the least.

If you are in a position where you can reach people, then use your platform to stand up for a cause. HINT: social media is a platform.

In that sense stand-up is a lot like fashion. It demands innovation with every new show. And you're only as good as your last collection.

The theistic philosopher has a tendency to devalue insufficient worldviews, ideologies, and quite often common sense for the greater good, and in such cases, one should not be discouraged when seen as a bad guy. If he stresses over man's perception of a righteous heart, then he has given his heart to man.

Now, if anyone in this room or the world finds those two words decadent, obscene, immoral, amoral, asexual, the words 'to come' really make you feel uncomfortable, if you think I'm rank for saying it to you, you the beholder think it's rank for listening to it, you probably can't come. And then you're of no use, because that's the purpose of life, to re-create it.

I don't smoke pot, and I'm glad because then I can champion it without special pleading. The reason I don't smoke it is because it facilitates ideas and heightens sensations-and I've got enough shit flying through my head without smoking pot.