87 Quotes About Swearing

Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit...

Fuck a zombie!

The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.

Finally, a bit of luck. Rat bastard,' I hissed down at Montmartre. 'Mangy dog of a scurvy goat.''That doesn’t even make sense,' Isabeau murmured.'Feels good though. Try it.'She narrowed her eyes at the top of Montmartre’s perfectly groomed hair. 'Balding donkey’s ass.''Nice.''Sniveling flea-bitten rabid monkey droppings.''Clearly, you’re a natural.

Vulgarity is like a fine wine: it should only be uncorked on a special occasion, and then only shared with the right group of people.

...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

In one scene, when I was supposed to say, "In a pig's eye you are," what came out was, "In a pig's ass you are." Old habits die awfully hard.

And I know fuck isn’t a word that Mormons say, but I don’t say this word I only think it, so it doesn’t really count.

You do that Helen", Mallory dared. "And tell him we said to f*ck off while youre at it".