323 Quotes About Tables

When the bread basket comes to the table and I have a bite, people are like, "Oh, you eat bread?" I say, "Oh, my God, of course I eat bread. I'm human."

The English will agree with me that there are plenty of good things for the table in America; but the old proverb says: 'God sends meat and the devil sends cooks.'

His place was always set at the table, in case he rturned from the dead without warning .

Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only, when the hostess has only twelve chops.

Being a human means waking up in this world, where we all have to work and slog to put food on the table.

I was in Rent, for Gods sake. The closest we came to stunts was dancing on a table.

I've never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, 'We're full.'

The way you have bipartisan negotiations, you sit down across the table, as we did with Ted Kennedy, as I've done with many other members, and you say, 'OK, here's what I want, here's what you want. We'll adhere to your principles, but we'll make concessions.'