323 Quotes About Tables

  • Author John Mulaney
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    I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.

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  • Author Jonathan Martin
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    We come to the table not because we are holy, but because we are in need of His holiness. We come to the table not because we are strong, but because we are weak and in need of His strength.

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  • Author Judith Martin
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    The family dinner table is the cornerstone of civilization and those who 'graze' from refrigerators or in front of the television sets are doomed to remain in a state of savagery.

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  • Author Lorrie Moore
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    I've never been to a dinner party where everyone at the dinner table didn't say something funny.

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  • Author Michel de Montaigne
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    For table-talk, I prefer the pleasant and witty before the learned and the grave; in bed, beauty before goodness.

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  • Author Mike Matusow
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    There's over 2000 donkeys in this tournament and I had to be at the table with none of them.

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  • Author Mike McDermott
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    If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.

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