277 Quotes About Taxes


  • Author David Letterman
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    Today is tax day. A lot of people are hoping they get refunds. And that's just the folks here in the audience.

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  • Author David Letterman
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    It's two days until tax time. I know it's late, but there is still time to deduct this show as a loss.

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  • Author David Limbaugh
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    President Obama has admitted that Medicare is on an unsustainable course and that no amount of tax increases can fix it.

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  • Author Eva Longoria
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    The Eva Longoria who worked at Wendy's flipping burgers -- she needed a tax break,

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  • Author Rush Limbaugh
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    Everybody talks about candidate tax returns, and they release those - well, most. But medical records, that's another thing, and that arguably might be more important or relevant than somebody's tax return.

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  • Author Charlie Munger
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    Spend less than you make; always be saving something. Put it into a tax-deferred account. Over time, it will begin to amount to something. This is such a no-brainer.

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