345 Quotes About Terry-pratchett

Commander Vimes always says that when life hands you a mess of spaghetti, you just keep pulling until you find a meatball.

Why are we talking about this good and evil? They're just names for sides. We know that.

Жизненно важный ингредиент успеха - это не знать, что задуманное вами невозможно выполнить.

That's the fashion. Fast as the speed of light, they say. Ha! It's got no soul, sir, no heart.

People said that there was one law for the rich and one law for the poor, but it wasn't true. There was no law for those who made the law, and no law for the incorrigibly lawless.

Money is all you can think about when all you have is a price, Carrot said

It's rude to stare," said the troll. Its mouth opened with a little crest of foam, and shut again in exactly the same way that water closes over a stone. "Is it? Why?" asked Rincewind. How does he hold himself together, his mind screamed at him. Why doesn't he spill?

It's supposed to be jolly, with mistletoe and holly... and other things ending in olly.

Gods didn’t mind atheists, if they were deep, hot, fiery, atheists like Simony, who spend their whole life hating gods for not existing. That sort of atheism was a rock. It was nearly belief …