55 Quotes About Toilet
- Author Rowling
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То був найпонуріший, найнеприємніший туалет, до якого коли-небудь заходив Гаррі.
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- Author Will Advise
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Social networks are so full of wasted time - they could be compared to a waste disposal system. Flush, before you go and waste no time to go.
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- Author Sarah Turnbull
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The trail of lime trees outside our building is still a public loo. …where else are they supposed to go to the toilet in a city where public toilets are about as common as UFO sightings?” (pp.281-82)
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- Author Aspen Matis
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He opened his laptop and showed me a picture of a “cozy” Greenwich Village apartment he’d found online. My dad, a born New Yorker, had told me stories of the Village, a lively network of cobblestone streets and jazz dives, coffee houses and folk clubs with no cover fee—and I felt a surge of light-headed ambition. “Though it’s kind of strange,” Justin continued, “there is no bathroom inside. Our toilet would be down a public hallway.
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- Author Chuck Bridges
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If your boat is in a toilet bowl going down, it may look better then the climb up.
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- Author Thomas Lynch
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The flush toilet, more than any single invention, has 'civilized' us in a way that religion and law could never accomplish.
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- Author Simone Elkeles
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Elena opens the door and yanks me through the house, stopping only when we reach the backyard. She lets me go only to grab the microphone from the lead singer."Paco!" she announces loudly. "Yeah, I'm talkin' to you," Elena says, pointing to Paco talking to a bunch of girls. "Next time you want to take a dump, do it in someone else's house."Paco's entourage of girls backs up and giggles, leaving him alone.
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- Author Eoin Colfer
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The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys to the toilet.
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- Author Adam Rex
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We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.''Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use.
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