55 Quotes About Toilet

  • Author Rowling
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    То був найпонуріший, найнеприємніший туалет, до якого коли-небудь заходив Гаррі.

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  • Author Aspen Matis
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    He opened his laptop and showed me a picture of a “cozy” Greenwich Village apartment he’d found online. My dad, a born New Yorker, had told me stories of the Village, a lively network of cobblestone streets and jazz dives, coffee houses and folk clubs with no cover fee—and I felt a surge of light-headed ambition. “Though it’s kind of strange,” Justin continued, “there is no bathroom inside. Our toilet would be down a public hallway.

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  • Author Simone Elkeles
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    Elena opens the door and yanks me through the house, stopping only when we reach the backyard. She lets me go only to grab the microphone from the lead singer."Paco!" she announces loudly. "Yeah, I'm talkin' to you," Elena says, pointing to Paco talking to a bunch of girls. "Next time you want to take a dump, do it in someone else's house."Paco's entourage of girls backs up and giggles, leaving him alone.

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  • Author Eoin Colfer
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    The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys to the toilet.

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