55 Quotes About Toilet

JUST LIKE THE REST OF THE HOME, THE TOILET IS A PLACE TO BE CONSIDERATE OF OTHERS AS WELL AS YOURSELF.

EVERY TIME YOU STEP INTO YOUR TOILET YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE HOW YOUR BODY IS EXPELLING TOXINS AND WASTE. YOU SHOULD FEEL REFRESHED AND GRATEFUL.

The geyser receded, followed by the horrendous sound of water draining down the tunnel, like somebody up on Olympus had flushed the godly toilet.

MARY: Catherine! Is it necessary to include such a detail?CATHERINE: Do you expect our readers to believe that we had no bodily needs or functions for entire days at a time?MARY: No, but such things are simply—unstated. They go without saying.CATHERINE: It’s very fashionable now to include realistic details, no matter how unpleasant or improper. Look at the French writers. Look at Émile Zola.MARY: We are not French.

I got stuck in a toilet.

As he flushed, an unexpected realization hit him. This is the Pope's toilet, he thought. I just took a leak in the Pope's toilet. He had to chuckle. The Holy Throne.

So it just wasn't in my house. Anywhere, I looked like I knew about the toilet.

Yeah...I finally understood it...That exchanging information...Sharing time...The act of "let's go to the bathroom together" was the holy ritual of confirming one's friendship...Until now I was an idiot doing stupid things.

our outside loo, known as the Betty, was a good loo; whitewashed and compact with a flashlight hanging behind the door. I smuggled books in there to read them in secret, claiming constipation.