68 Quotes About Tombstone

I did not want my tombstone to read, 'She kept a really clean house.

Your next SMS will probably be around longer, and remain more legible, than your tombstone. For, unlike your tombstone or even your mortal coil, your texts may be worth something.

I used to have nightmares that they would put 'He played Ted' on my tombstone.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! If we ever pass out as a great nation we ought to put on our tombstone 'America died from a delusion that she had moral leadership.'

The Greatest Blues Singer in the World Will Never Stop Singing.

I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.

Nothing of him that doth fade But doth suffer a sea-change Into something rich and strange

I loved Stand By Me. I loved Tombstone. Give men a little credit. Maybe we'll be able to humanize women more and see more of their depth as people.

On my tombstone, I want written: 'He never did 'Love Boat!''