80 Quotes About Traffic

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

Traffic congestion is caused by vehicles, not by people in themselves.

On that walk around the building, two sets of cops coming out stopped to tell our guys to hustle us inside so they could head back out on the road. Accidents everywhere. A pileup oneach of two major roads. “Welcome to winter,” one said. “When fifty percent of drivers should have their licenses temporarily suspended.

Traffic in Joburg is like the democratic process. Every time you think it's going to get moving and take you somewhere, you hit another jam.

T.C.: Um, actually you just said "I live in a parking lot." You didn't mean to do that.Lori: You've never seen traffic on Concord Street at eight o'clock in the morning.

Some of us would take our time, if we knew that we are rushing to our deaths.

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of entertainment.

A society sufficiently sophisticated to produce the internal combustion engine has not had the sophistication to develop cheap and efficient public transport?'‘Yes, boss... it’s true. There’s hardly any buses, the trains are hopelessly underfunded, and hence the entire population is stuck in traffic

I am stuck in traffic in a taxicabwhich is typicaland not just of modern life