164 Quotes About Turkeys

Greece is a sort of American vassal; the Netherlands is the country of American bases that grow like tulip bulbs; Cuba is the main sugar plantation of the American monopolies; Turkey is prepared to kowtow before any United States proconsul and Canada is the boring second fiddle in the American symphony.

The arrogance of the young is a direct result of not having known enough consequences. The turkey that every day greedily approaches the farmer who tosses him grain is not wrong. It is just that no one ever told him about Thanksgiving.

It's so important that you don't put the stuffing in the bird, where in order for the stuffing to get cooked you have to overcook the turkey. It's better to do it on the side.

My mother is a great hunter - she usually shoots our Thanksgiving turkey.

I'm not a sandwich store that only sells turkey sandwiches. I sell a lot of different things.

Turkey will "inevitably" join the EU in our lifetime unless we vote to leave.

Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with all-white meat.

A journey of four hundred and thirty miles can be made in any part of the United States, but in Turkey it takes as many days.

I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else.